“Get out the vehicle here. Go over that way.. that way”. That was an order from an employee of the petrol station about half way through our journey ushering us out of the minibus. This wasn’t in the travel guide description of the journey between Bangkok and Pattaya (‘a comfortable 2hour drive’). Okay for 130 baht (£2.40 odd) we couldn’t really complain about the minibus from Bangkok to Pattaya taking us four and 8 Thai’s to the coastal town. The air con wasn’t too bad either. And no Dad there wasn’t a toilet on the bus..
We arrived in Pattaya on the side of a busy Sukhumvit road (honestly I swear every road in Thailand is called this, each with a different number added onto the end). Within seconds we were being offered taxis or bus rides into town.. even mopeds wanted to lug us and our backpacks! But no we were smug in the fact that we already had transport in the form of Nathan’s old family friend Mickey, a retired advertisement worker from London (he lived in Parkstone when he was younger (near Poole) which was odd to discover).
He’s lived out here for ten years now and decided to build his own house on a plot of land he bought with his Thai girlfriend Daa. And it is a lovely house, very spacious and homely and Mickey, Daa and Daa’s daughter Meu were very welcoming from the start. This meant lots of beer was consumed within an hour of us arriving. In fact we were pretty much drunk from when we got there (3ish) til late into the night after heading out to a few bars and for a chicken noodle dish (which was by far the best meal I’ve had out here so far). It was a great first night in Pattaya, finding out about Mickey and Daa’s lives and having a laugh with them. Daa speaks really good English after being taught by Mickey and picking it up from hearing conversations. I found it all really fascinating to uncover how she learnt the language so well whilst also learning about the Thai culture and how they like to keep ‘face’ in terms of being proud.
It was a nice change to be in the quieter outskirts of Pattaya away from all the hustle and bustle of Bangkok. Although on Monday, Mickey did take us into the town centre for a wander and within 5 minutes of walking along beach road, about 7 baht buses had beeped at us to try and take us around town (you hop on and off wherever you want for a set price of 10baht) and I had a ladyboy tag along for a few minutes of our walk down Soi 6 (one of the red light districts). It’s safe to say I won’t be jumping at the chance to experience that again.
Daa cooked us a traditional thai curry with John Dory fish and it was amazing. Daa loves to cook but doesn’t eat her own creations because she gets bored of looking at it during the cooking process. We relaxed in the evening with some crazy Thai television including their music channels (which Josie loved). We’ve noticed how much they like playing Maroon 5 out here (live bands sing their songs and tv channels play them pretty much back to back). They also like Olly Murs!
This morning saw lots and lots of rain so me and Nathan played Worms 2 on his iPad (this has become quite a regular thing, he annoyingly often wins though). Mickey then took us for a drive through the countryside to Jomtien which is a smaller resort near Pattaya. Still quite toursity and busy though. He then took us to a hotel resort in Pattaya called Birds and Bees with a restaurant called Cabbages and Condoms. The place was beautiful. It had an idyllic walkway through the most greenery I’ve seen since being in Thailand. There was also lots of amusing signage throughout the place all with a very anti-government theme.
We stopped off for a beer in the Cabbages and Condoms restaurant overlooking the sea. The place really matched its name with condoms pretty much everywhere, in the tables and even a Condom Santa made out of just, you guessed it, condoms. It was not your normal restaurant yet it was brilliant at the same time and really cheap!
We have also got ourselves a new nickname from Kathryn who has called us the ‘Cultured Quartet’. We like it!
We’re currently sat in the Outback bar where Daa works having a beer for 50 baht (£1). We’re unsure of our plan for the next week at the moment but it’s going to involve some more relaxtion, a night out in Pattaya and maybe a visit to Koh Samet which is a beautiful island about 30 minutes off the coast.
BFN! 😀