Petrol station panic, Thai music channels and cabbages and condoms

“Get out the vehicle here. Go over that way.. that way”. That was an order from an employee of the petrol station about half way through our journey ushering us out of the minibus. This wasn’t in the travel guide description of the journey between Bangkok and Pattaya (‘a comfortable 2hour drive’). Okay for 130 baht (£2.40 odd) we couldn’t really complain about the minibus from Bangkok to Pattaya taking us four and 8 Thai’s to the coastal town. The air con wasn’t too bad either. And no Dad there wasn’t a toilet on the bus..

We arrived in Pattaya on the side of a busy Sukhumvit road (honestly I swear every road in Thailand is called this, each with a different number added onto the end). Within seconds we were being offered taxis or bus rides into town.. even mopeds wanted to lug us and our backpacks! But no we were smug in the fact that we already had transport in the form of Nathan’s old family friend Mickey, a retired advertisement worker from London (he lived in Parkstone when he was younger (near Poole) which was odd to discover).

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He’s lived out here for ten years now and decided to build his own house on a plot of land he bought with his Thai girlfriend Daa. And it is a lovely house, very spacious and homely and Mickey, Daa and Daa’s daughter Meu were very welcoming from the start. This meant lots of beer was consumed within an hour of us arriving. In fact we were pretty much drunk from when we got there (3ish) til late into the night after heading out to a few bars and for a chicken noodle dish (which was by far the best meal I’ve had out here so far). It was a great first night in Pattaya, finding out about Mickey and Daa’s lives and having a laugh with them. Daa speaks really good English after being taught by Mickey and picking it up from hearing conversations. I found it all really fascinating to uncover how she learnt the language so well whilst also learning about the Thai culture and how they like to keep ‘face’ in terms of being proud.

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It was a nice change to be in the quieter outskirts of Pattaya away from all the hustle and bustle of Bangkok. Although on Monday, Mickey did take us into the town centre for a wander and within 5 minutes of walking along beach road, about 7 baht buses had beeped at us to try and take us around town (you hop on and off wherever you want for a set price of 10baht) and I had a ladyboy tag along for a few minutes of our walk down Soi 6 (one of the red light districts). It’s safe to say I won’t be jumping at the chance to experience that again.

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Daa cooked us a traditional thai curry with John Dory fish and it was amazing. Daa loves to cook but doesn’t eat her own creations because she gets bored of looking at it during the cooking process. We relaxed in the evening with some crazy Thai television including their music channels (which Josie loved). We’ve noticed how much they like playing Maroon 5 out here (live bands sing their songs and tv channels play them pretty much back to back). They also like Olly Murs!

This morning saw lots and lots of rain so me and Nathan played Worms 2 on his iPad (this has become quite a regular thing, he annoyingly often wins though). Mickey then took us for a drive through the countryside to Jomtien which is a smaller resort near Pattaya. Still quite toursity and busy though. He then took us to a hotel resort in Pattaya called Birds and Bees with a restaurant called Cabbages and Condoms. The place was beautiful. It had an idyllic walkway through the most greenery I’ve seen since being in Thailand. There was also lots of amusing signage throughout the place all with a very anti-government theme.

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We stopped off for a beer in the Cabbages and Condoms restaurant overlooking the sea. The place really matched its name with condoms pretty much everywhere, in the tables and even a Condom Santa made out of just, you guessed it, condoms. It was not your normal restaurant yet it was brilliant at the same time and really cheap!

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We have also got ourselves a new nickname from Kathryn who has called us the ‘Cultured Quartet’. We like it!

We’re currently sat in the Outback bar where Daa works having a beer for 50 baht (£1). We’re unsure of our plan for the next week at the moment but it’s going to involve some more relaxtion, a night out in Pattaya and maybe a visit to Koh Samet which is a beautiful island about 30 minutes off the coast.

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BFN! 😀

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A very sweaty welcome to Thailand, Hello Kitty and Temple Runs

The time had finally come to begin our travels! I met Heidi, Josie and Nathan at Heathrow. In 24 hours we’d be in Asia with Bangkok being our first destination (a stopover in Dubai on the way.. will be adding that to the list of countries I’ve been to!). This whole travelling thing was finally a reality!

So, after two long haul flights (including me and Heidi being asked by an air steward if we were on our honeymoon… of course we are), copious amounts of food, alcohol, movies and Josie managing to spill at least a bit of every drink she had on the plane,  we landed bright and early in a humid Bangkok.

*insert classic airport stuff here* and voila, we were in the first place of our itinerary!! We grabbed our bags (our heavy,  heavy bags) and got the train into Bangkok for about 40p. We had about 4hours to spare before we could check in to our hostel. Oh and having time to kill whilst carrying 13kg of baggage is sweaty work. Very, very sweaty work. We did however explore parts of Bangkok and their train system here is so easy to use and extremely cheap.. and the trains have air con (life savers). We also found the Thai people to be very friendly… any time we’d stop for a breather or to navigate the map, someone would want to talk to us (not too sure if they could smell our sweat through all the over-powering aromas of the food stalls nearby). They were all very helpful and would always finish their conversations with “where are you from?” … “England” … “welcome to Thailand”. Why thank you.

After finally getting to our hostel around 1pm, we collapsed in the foyer dripping in sweat (for once it wasn’t just me that was hot… okay, it may have just been me practically dripping but the others were also very sweaty!!). We paid a fee of £3.90 per night and finally dumped our bags, headed to the pool and relaxed (traveling can be hard work :P). We experienced our first Panang chicken curry and had a relaxing first night ready to visit the temples of Chinatown the following day.

We arrived in Chinatown around midday and once again the locals offered their help on where to go. After not accepting tuk tuk offers from other drivers (because we wanted to walk for a bit and were unsure of where we definitley wanted to go) we finally settled for one which was 10 baht more than one offered to us down the road and a driver who claimed he was half asleep.. good choice ey? And in fact it was. He took us to a really nice temple where we were taught how to meditate by a man who was very proud to be working for the King! He told us all about praying to Buddha’s and how today was a national Buddhist day and so it came at no cost to visit this temple.

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We experienced a fair few heavy downpours (which often come as quite a relief) during our visit to Chinatown. Including one on a tuk tuk. Now these tuk tuk drivers are crazy. They’ll drive anywhere they can fit, including pavements. They are a lot of fun though and crazily cheap! One tuk tuk driver took us to two temples and it only cost is 20 baht each which is 40p!!

The temples are beautiful here. We visited the Golden Mount which gave amazing views of the city and was an amazing piece of architecture. Our final temple was the biggest we’d seen and again was an amazing experience. We prayed whilst burning incense sticks, a candle and holding a flower and also found out our fortune by shaking a pot of sticks each with a different number on them corresponding to a different day of the month (of course though Josie’s was the only one without an English translation so who knows what her fortune is?!).
We ended the day with a traditional McThai… which, to be fair, was not our first choice and because a lot of restaurants near our hostel shut at 9pm, we had no choice (okay it was probably the wine we drank at our hostel which made us late going out but it’s all part of the fun). I tried the Chicken teriyaki with rice so it was at least Thai McDonald’s food!!

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We then discovered a bar hidden in an area full of food market stalls. They even had a live band playing! We grabbed four beers and within two minutes of sitting down Nathan was being hit on by the male saxophone player in the band who claimed that “he wasn’t gay but his boyfriend was” and Josie was being harassed by a Thai man selling nuts who was practically shoving them in her mouth (she is severely allergic to nuts). Maybe that was her fortune that she couldn’t decipher?!?

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Thursday (26th) saw us having a lazy morning by the roof pool overlooking a bustling Bangkok. In the afternoon we ventured into the city via the BST trainline stopping off at a few places such as a Japanese mall called the Gateway. It was exactly as you’d imagine a Japanese mall to be. Waving cats, anime, a Hello Kitty dolls house and sushi restaturants everywhere. And it was masssive! We continued our journey to Chid Lom, Bangkok’s very own Times Square with skyscrapers, massive malls and advertisements. We stopped off for a Pad Thai noodle dish in Asok and decided to wander round to find a bar. In the distance Heidi and Nathan spotted a street full of lights. Brilliant, a club strip we could grab a drink at! Oh, wait.. no this is definitely a brothel street. We ended up at the other end shocked at what we had stumbled upon. We knew of this stuff happening in Thailand but didn’t expect to see it in such a bright, loud and weird setting (there was a one-legged guy dragging himself down the middle begging for money, quite a contrast to the half naked thai women (or men) waiting for men to come in to their club).

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In the next few days we’ll be doing more exploring of Bangkok, visiting a floating market on the river and making our journey to Pattaya (a 2hour bus journey costing us about £4!). We’ve also decided to stay in this hostel for an extra few nights because it is a bargain (6 nights here has cost us about £23!), in a good location and close to the bus terminal needed for our next destination in Thailand.

BFN!! xxx

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33weeksand6days

Hello,

I have just got back from a 10 day holiday to Playa Blanca in Lanzarote. It was just what I needed after a busy summer of working at the local cinema where I had been doing around 40-50 hour weeks. Why? To earn enough money to fund this holiday and for my upcoming around the world trip. As I write this first entry to my (hopefully) vast collection of blog posts, I can hear the rain hit the living room window. A nice reminder that I am back in England. This pitter-patter is slowly being drowned out by recorded television shows my sister is watching (Family Guy and Smash), whilst I slob on the sofa writing this with a severe food baby from an Indian takeaway. Just celebrated my birthday with my parents as they couldn’t be out in Lanzarote for it last week. I can only imagine how different my life will be in say 5 or 10 weeks when I’ll be adventuring around Asia. I know for one I will not miss the dark rainy nights.

The 23rd of September marks the beginning of our travels. The trip will last 33 weeks and 6 days altogether, just under 9 months. I will be going with three of my best friends from university. We lived together for three years throughout our time at uni and although this will be a completely new way of life for us, it’ll be nice to know we can fall back on each other if needs be. We experienced a lot over our university experience which I believe will only help us! I have got a lot sorted already; the bag I will live out of for the entirety of our journey, got all of my injections (who knew one injection of typhoid would be worse than three injections of rabies?!), started planning the clothes to take and bought the odd bits and bobs that will no doubt come in handy at some point of our travels (a torch can be very useful!). There are, however, a lot of things I still need to do; sort out how I’m going to carry money and what cards to take, actually pack this aforementioned bag and pack this ‘planned’ clothing and lastly, get excited about this once in a lifetime trip I am about to experience!!

Our first stop is Bangkok and our last New York. All of our flights are booked and our first hostels are paid for. The basic outline of the journey is Thailand – Malaysia – Singapore – Bali – Brisbane – Cairns – Sydney – Auckland – LA – San Francisco – Las Vegas -New York. Phew. It’s all starting to become a reality and I for one cannot wait to discover the world!

I am very tired and thirsty right now which isn’t a good mix. I will try and blog when I can to keep anyone who wants to know updated on our travels as I’m sure we’ll have quite a few stories to tell along the way. Plus, I know with the memory that I have I will more than likely forget some of the minor details unless I note it down in this blog.

So, BFN (which means ‘bye for now’… something my mum has started to sign her texts off with.. and Kez’ mum has began to do it too!)